Tuesday 8 September 2015

The truth about the button bowl

So it has been a week, time to catch up on the "Button bowl" craft ....
I started full of hopes
I worked all weekend and this was the final result










After much thought I decided to put my beautiful bowl in the bathroom ....
There it has been residing since last Wednesday ... and this is what it looks like today
I still think it looks quite good, but the reality is that day by day the bowl is looking more and more like a plate....
It seems the buttons are too heavy for the glue...
Not sure whether I need more buttons, different buttons; or maybe more glue or a different glue... suggestions are welcome.
I am still planning to master the bowl and use it for Xmas presents.

Tuesday 1 September 2015

Button Bowl 2 - the return

OMT the bowl has lost structural integrity
It is pliable AGAIN
We are risking losing the first ever object I have made with the help of the Internet!!!
I have put it back on the stand
Hopefully it just needs more time for the glue to dry...

Monday 31 August 2015

The Rise of Pinterest Mum

... there are moments in your life as a mum when suddenly you are overtaken by the desire of making something with your own hands...
It is like a strange feeling.... your brain suddenly think something along these lines:" If i was able to make a baby of course i will be able to make a bedside cabinet out of corn starch and a bobby pin"
it's the revenge of McGyver;
Forget wanting to be a "Charlie's Angel" or in the "A-team" all you want to be is Martha Stewart assistant.
So what's a mum to do in order to satisfy these strange cravings???? Enter Pinterest the place where all is possible, everyone is a craft person, and everything seems achievable....
I have been falling down the Pinterest Hole all week and mostly my imagination was captured by the all elusive "Button Bowl"
....
you can find pictures of it all over the tinternet, Pinterest, google, youtube.... but hey, loo closer and majority of the pictures bear a strange resemblance .... that's because it is always the same picture....( below 2 pictures from 2 different blogging sites.... please spot the difference)

.... So i started to wonder.... could it be real? could you really make a "fetching" bowl out of only glue and some buttons?
 The first blog i read had 35 comments, 29 of which were from people that were declaring the experiment a fail....
Still I refused to give up, how could Pinterest lie to me? I continued to research and the more i looked the more i found proof that it WAS possible,  a bowl could be made out of simply:
  • a balloon
  • glue
  • buttons
So my quest began...
following the instructions i just needed to look through the house for all of those buttons i was saving for an occasion just like this one, some Mod Podge (WTF is that????), and a balloon....
...Thank you Amazon for the glue, the buttons and the balloon... where would Pinterest Mum be without you???
Once everything arrived i was ready for action:

Balloon blown, put it in one of Amy's mini baskets, sponge brush and glue at the ready i began to paint it on the balloon....
up to this point all straightforward... and it looks like on the internet... well done Pinterest Mum...
Wait for 45 minutes and wait for first coat of glue to dry...
Return to the project and add more glue....
now here is the first split on the internet, some say add a LOT of glue, some say not a lot of glue,
Some say add the buttons fast, add the button slowly, add big buttons, add small buttons
...
After having tried this is what works for me, slather a fair amount of glue, not too much not too little, wait 15/ 20 minutes for the glue to become a bit thicker and tackier and then start applying your buttons;
Focus on one area of the balloon at a time; I started with the top and work my way around side by side (i know a balloon has no sides but you know what i mean, rotate it and do one bit at a time).
A small suggestion is to hold your balloon with one hand while you are either painting the glue on or adding the buttons.... should you not hold it prepare to learn new and inventive swear words to accompany the fall on the floor of your balloon and consequent dislodgement of  all of the buttons you painstakingly attached during the previous 20/30 minutes....
Once you have done attaching all of the buttons ( i had bought 200 but i reckon it would have been better had i had 300/350 of them) put the bucket somewhere where it can dry and forget about it for one hour or two ... Once the first coat is time to add more glue to give strength and substance to the project .... i followed the internet advice and added A LOT of Mod Podge ... it took 30 hours for it to dry ( and not completely)
in hindsight it would have been better to add less glue and do 5/6 coats of it...

After 30 hours the glue was dried, and i have to say i was a bit apprehensive about popping the balloon.... the moment of truth had come
But i took courage and went for it, i decided to make a small cut at the top of the balloon instead of popping it and this is what happened
( imagine the sound of escaping air accompanied by the voice of my husband rooting for the bowl to collapse on itself)
It starts small... The hiss is barely audible ... and then it gathers momentum, your heart in your throat  you follow the balloon with your eyes.... It shrivel,  the glue is still pliable... The bowl follows the balloon, no no no this cannot be ... (slightly amused smirk is audible from the husband ) ... And then a small POP, the glue frees itself from the balloon and you are left with a perfectly shaped bowl!!

Yes you need to trim the extra glue, yes it would have been better to wait a couple of days for the Mod Podge to really dry and harden up, BUT
IT WORKS
My faith in Pinterest is restored
The Internet is full of truth
Today saw the birth of a new ME, the crafty me.
LONG LIVE PINTEREST MUM
.... New project making a lamp shade out of string ....

Saturday 18 July 2015

Friends without children

It all starts that day you look to the stick you just peed on and it says... pregnant 2-3 weeks....
then you know your life will change... forever...
what you might not know is that it will change in ways you did not even consider... ( ahem like you never heard this one before)
yes yes there is going to be diapers,
there is going to be poop talk,
there is going to be emotional upheaval,
you are going to turn into your parents slowly,
you are going to gain weight,
what you might not have ever imagined is that , if you live in a city, a strange phenomenon will take place....

I call it

DESERTIFICATION OF THE FRIENDS' ZONE

what I mean is that with that positive pregnancy test here should be a warning
"YOU WILL LOSE 90% OF WHO YOU THEN CALLED YOUR FRIENDS"

"No,I hear you say, I have had a baby and I still have all of my friends next to me"          Really???            Really???

Think about it and count how many of the people you used to see on a very regular basis you are still seeing now; if you have everyone still next to you count yourself lucky and smart as you chose the right people to be friends with to begin with; what happened to me however was very different.

It all started that day that me and Richard were at the hospital for our first screening, up to that we had told only 2 people about the pregnancy (and they were super happy, but hey they were pregnant and lived abroad... so nothing could be lost there) but after the scan when we got confirmed everything was ok we thought it was time to tell people.. and so it began

"hey I have to tell you some news"
"what, tell me"
"... We are expecting a baby ..." (follows an uncomfortable pause)
" Does this mean you won't be coming to my wedding???? OMG the wedding will be a disaster all of these people that can't make it"
follows more uncomfortable silence



 "hey I have to tell you some news"
"what, tell me"
"... We are expecting a baby ..."
" Oh that's fantastic, amazing, I will be there for you guys all the time, I will be like the fun aunt/uncle".
...
Be prepared for the big vanishing act, these are the people that are never to be found when you actually need them but always there when you don't to swear by their reliability.

You go through 9 months of pregnancy and everything seems fine... you don't see people too often, but hey you expected this after all you can't drink, you can't eat the same things (sushi anyone?) and let's face it you are a bit of a beached whale;
all this time holding on for when the baby comes and some normality will be acquired and slowly but surely everything will settle back into normality
....
WRONG
...
People will come see you and wonder at the baby ... some will coo and some will be terrified of even seeing the inside of a nappy, some will plainly be not interested, but seriously consider that as a goodbye as after that "POOF" they will mostly be gone
 
It is not through fault of their own, mostly it will be yours.
Unless your friends get pregnant quickly the divide between you and them will grow quickly.
They will still carry on with their carefree life clubbing, restauranting, drinking, theatreing and in general staying out of the house as much as possible.

On the other side there is you, your husband and your baby and for a very long time you will have a very varied list of conversational topics:
  • Poop
  • Nappies ( reusable? nappy genie? characters on them?)
  • Sleeping ( and lack of it)
  • Poop
  • Poop
  • vaccination ( and OMFG you will lose friends, acquaintances and you will rage war on this subject) 
  • Poop
  • and then some more poop (yes it will happen, we all said no i will never be that parent and suddenly you find yourself at the dinner table discussing consistency and colour of the above mentioned like if it were the most natural thing in the world)
You will be running home as fast as you can because you will want to spend time with your baby.
You will resent your "friends" as they still get to live the life you used to.
You suddenly will think that spending 8 hours on a Sunday in a dingy smelly pub drinking yourself silly is NOT quality time.
You will want to go out but then change your mind at the last minute as baby seems a bit down.

And you will feel all of this at the same time, a lot of the times.

And your friend slowly but surely will be pushed aside  by your parenthood... they won't like you and you won't like them
you will pretend to like each other still for a bit but by the time your baby is 3 you will have lost almost anyone ...except 2 or 3 of your old friends... the best ones?
not sure;
I probably would say the one that were interested in you more than in the activities you used to do together; or the ones that actually cared enough to stick with you while you were "that parent"

unfair? Maybe

But don't worry good chances are that you have been "that friend" before and that you will be again, you will abandon several friends through your life
It's all part of growing up
the important is to remember that it's not them it's you
don't blame them, don't resent them, just move on


Peace Out


Saturday 21 February 2015

London Fashion Week

As it is fashion week Amy wanted to participate and show us all the new trends in fashion for 2015 in the Canziani- Chiesa household:






and this is how you wear it:





Tuesday 17 February 2015

Una sorpresa, un gioco e del cioccolato ( a surprise, a game and some chocolate)

"Vorrei... vorrei

Una sorpresa, un gioco e del cioccolato"
( i have tried to find the video on youtube, but it is almost impossible :( )

this is a sentence that meant a lot to me for many years;
it was part of the Italian spot for Kinder eggs .... we all loved kinder eggs,kinder chocolate bars ( con piu' latte e meno cacao); they were a staple of every body's merenda.... they are pure genius, you open, you eat and you get a game, plus in those ingenuity filled years we got the game container which could be used to shoot stuff around the playground....

Sadly Mr Ferrero died this weekend leaving all of us childern of the 80s ( and not only) with a bit of a knot in the stomach.....

without him no ferrero rocher, no nutella and no kinder eggs, in other words a very sad childhood....
( it was a very sad childhood in the USA where kinder eggs were banned as the toys inside were a choking hazard... but that's ok they could go to the local walmart to get stuff that shoots other stuff around ... )

So although today is Shrove Tuesday, pancake day, martedi grasso today in the canziani-chiesa household we celebrated Mr Ferrero...
With Amy's first Kinder egg....

Amy demonstrated why this man was a genius...

so thank you Sig. Ferrero...

we will make sure that another generation shall carry your flag...
and while we are at it we shall celebrate Pancake day with some light and totally fat free (:P) Nutella pancakes...

Ingredients
  • 250 gr, flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1 tbsp sugar
  • 2 tbsp Nutella
  • 1 large egg 
  • 340 ml buttermilk ( if you do not have it, use the usual trick add some lemon juice to the milk, wait 5 minutes and there you have buttermilk substitute)

How to make it


  • Whisk together flour, baking soda, salt and sugar. In another bowl, whisk together Nutella and the egg. When smooth, beat in buttermilk. Combine the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just mixed.
  • Heat a non stick frying pan over high heat until a drop of water on the surface skips around. Grease it with butter ( the more you use the tastier they will be... stuff the diet, we have lent for that) and drop batter into 3-inch rounds. To check that they are ready check for bubbles on the surface and check that the edges are dry. Turn over and cook for another minute or two in the other side.
  • Serve immediately, with more Nutella.
Eat warm with gusto, no regrets and a sprinkle of icing sugar for good measure.