...Amy And The Killer Baby Monitor...

Just yesterday the baby monitor I ordered from the Internet arrived, I decided to go for a simple model, you know, one of these plug and play kind of things...
So i settled for this lovely thing:

.. we proceeded to plug and play and everything seemed fine...
until
i discovered it has multiple functions... one of which is ...
IT PLAYS LULLABY
...
which brings us to today
...
As usual since we have reduced the "TETTA TIME" at naps,
Amy was screaming her head off and a "lampadina" went off in my head
...

I could try with a lullaby
...
Only issue? The base that starts the lullabies was in the sitting room
so i decided to check the part of the monitor that was next to Amy's bed to see if there was a button to start the music...
here we go
picks up monitor
turns monitor over in one hand
monitor cable gets trapped in the bed
twists hand
looses grip on monitor
monitor goes flying through the hair
and
BUMP

yes i almost killed my daughter
...
she now has a bump on her head

Yes, i know the quality is not excellent, but you can see the red bumpy thingy on her head...
the problem?

she has now only one "ebete" expression ...
I BROKE OUR DAUGHTER
:(:(:(:(

I would like to deny any responsibility, and blame the evil baby monitor that clearly was trying to sabotage my otherwise flawless parenting skills ....
I swear it wasn't me
It must be a batch of killer baby monitors.....